It’s the question that nobody asks.
They find out that you are a ski instructor, and they ask you where you teach, how long you’ve been teaching, but you can can see it in their eyes, that one question that they want to ask…
They’ve heard the stories – surely they must be exaggerated, but just as surely, there must be something behind them – and they want to know more, but they don’t ask. Maybe they think that you would consider it too personal to talk about. Maybe they think that a secret agreement prohibits sharing the detail with them. Maybe – and this would be the worst – maybe they are afraid that you would tell them that none of the stories are true, and that would shatter the picture they had built up in their mind.
The time has come to share the details – or, to be more precise – to do what is in my power to provide some confirmation of the rumors. I regret that, under PSIA policy, I cannot discuss certain matter, but I can provide an answer to one question:
As a ski instructor, do you get to teach a lot of cute single babes?
The answer is yes. I can confirm that, as a ski instructor, you do get to work with a lot of single babes. I can also confirm that the majority of them think you are great, and that the phrase, “babes dripping off of him”, is, at least sometimes, true. And they are cute, some of them heart-meltingly so. It should come as no surprise if I were to tell you that working with them is one of the best part of the jobs.
Unfortunately – or perhaps fortunately, given my relationship status – the vast majority of them are 6 years old.
So, what do you think ?